Stolen from HatefulMoons journal:

How Retarded Am I?

[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

So far: 9

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

So far: 11

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice."

So far: 13

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

So far: 16

[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break/lose a lot of things.
[X] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[X]You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.(lol)

Total: 21

Multiply your total by 3 to get your retardation percent

I'm 63% retarded!
Wow, i didn't think i was that bad lol